{"id":58,"name":"The Most Offensive Song Ever","album_number":3,"lyrics":"Howdy Ho.\nthe Virgin Mary was sleepin'\nWhen Angel Gabriel appeared\nHe said, \"You are to be the virgin mother.\"\nand Mary thought that was weird.\nMary said, \"I'm not a virgin.\nI blew a guy last year.\"\nBut then Gabriel said to Mary,\n\"My child, have no fear.\"\ncause, you can suck all the dick you want And still be a virgin, Mary.\nYou can suck all the dick you want\nAnd still not be considered flawed.\nAlthough you went to town\nand sucked some semen down,\nYou're still a virgin in the eyes of God.\n\nThere was no room at the inn\nWhen Mary and Joseph did arrive.\nBut they were so very tired, you see,\nAnd Mary had to offer a bribe.\nSince she had no money,\nHow would she pay for a place to sleep?\nGabriel appeared to Mary\nAnd told her not to weep.\n\n'Cause you can suck all the dick you want\nAnd still be a virgin, Mary.\nYou can suck all the dick you want\nAnd still be the mother of Christ.\nIf there's no room at the inn,\nthen it's not considered a sin\nto suck some dick to get a room for the night.\n\nThen, three wise men did appear\nBearing gifts of myrrh and such\nThey said that they had followed a star\nAnd missed a woman's touch.\nMary thought she might pleasure them\nBut could not take them to bed.\nBut again, Gabriel appeared to her\nAnd this is what he said:\n\nYou can suck all the dick you want\nAnd still be a virgin, Mary.\nYou can suck all the dick you want\nEvery one that hangs in the nation.\nFellatio ain't no sin.\nGo on and blow those Three Wise Men\nAnd you'll still be a virgin 'cause there was no penetration!\n\nSo, you can suck all the dick you want\nAnd still be a virgin, Mary.\nThe donkey and the ox and the lambs\nAnd even the little drummer boy\nfolks will remember your name quick.\nThey'll say \"Damn, that bitch could suck a dick!\"\n'Cause sucking dick brings peace on Earth and joy.\n\n'Cause sucking dick brings peace on Earth and joy.\nMary, Mary suck that dick.","song_url":"https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=DE71dr7ZZnc"}